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A Very Clockwork Valentine’s

February 12, 2014 by David Baumgart

We here at Gaslamp Games wish all of our dear readers to have a very happy Valentine’s day and, as such, have created some cards to assist you in your courtship rituals with the ends of finding the love of the man / woman / boiler / fishperson / infinite black abyss that most fulfills you.

(We also did some actual work on various things, so stick around for that too. I’ve cleverly mixed in development discussion with the silly pictures, and in at least one case they’re slightly related. Mostly they’re not.)

#1. A Very Special Knock On Your Door

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Posted in Clockwork Empires | Tagged A joke about human sacrifice? We're the best at marketing, assume the despair position, encoggling, human sacrifice, I find the infinite black abyss very fulfilling thank you very much and I'm glad we live in a society enlightened enough to respect my lifestyle choice, it looks like Nicholas was so disgusted by two? weeks of intensive UI development that he's retreated to his happy place: recoding the renderer. While crying into his coffee., make icons of gears and stick the icons of the gears to things, occult purging squad, Professor Cogwhizzler has an arrest record due to - I quote - "reckless and disturbing acts of encogglement", public relations nightmares, Quag'garoth, slipped in a cannibalism reference too while you weren't looking, Stephanie loves it when we joke about human sacrifice, tentacularity rhymes with hilarity, the statue of quaggaroth is the best make-out spot in town, top 10 coal tips, you have to put the cog on it
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Clockwork Empires: Teaser Trailer & Website

October 30, 2013 by David Baumgart

Greetings, Colonists!

We’ve all been working very hard, driven half-mad by lack of sleep and an excess of the foul black brew known only as coffee. And we have a lot of fun stuff to show you. Just a little something:

We’ve also got a whole new website for Clockwork Empires! I’m going to link to it like three times here so you’re absolute sure not to miss it. Go! Go now! Or very shortly! Let’s make it easy:

–> www.ClockworkEmpires.com <–

It shows off yon video, a load of screenshots and fun pictures, a (new, smarter) Gaslamp Games mailing list signup (which you should sign up on to get steaming hot news straight from the boiler, plus insinuations about alpha testing). The site will be updated with all kinds of awesome stuff as development proceeds!

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Posted in Clockwork Empires, Website | Tagged and now to figure out why the terrain takes 800 megabytes and where all the memory's going, beware of small gray triangles and dump them in the lake immediately if you see them, citizens who cannot make it into the landing craft due to age or infirmity will be dropped from a zeppelin at a great height into the town square, clockwork empires, huzzah for the empire and huzzah for the queen, Quag'garoth, Quag'garoth should be spelled with the apostrophe and should definitely not be spelled "Quaggorath", quaggaroth makes a triumphant return after the destruction of new smugbuffer, the apostrophe is silent, the loveable echidna did not make it into the video for it was too loveable, the purple vehemence of the birthing encrustoid, the statue of quaggaroth is still the best make-out spot in town but only if you have one of these neat purple robes, the very banality and innocence of the first act only allowed the blow to fall afterward with more awful effect, the YouTube generation, use PR magic to summon 2d6 journalists, video, we apologize for the low quality of tags in previous blog posts but our energies were clearly redirected, we did not show opium poppy farming, we haven't slept in over a week send help
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