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(Dear Reader: In order to supply high-quality content to you, the Reader, in this age of the Internet, we bring you one of those wacky Choose-Your-Own-Adventure blogs in a style that the kids love.)

You are MURIEL COGSPROCKET. You are an OVERSEER for the colony of GREATER MUSHROOMHOOD. You enjoy HATS, BEETLES, and LOOKING INTO THE SEA. Your job is to attempt to SERVE THE EMPIRE and THE QUEEN while not GETTING STUCK or CRASHING.

Do you…

1. Attempt to gossip with your neighbour? (If so, please turn to Page 2.)
2. Attempt to do Overseer work? (If so, please turn to Page 3.)
3. Go home? (If so, please turn to Page 4.)
4. Walk into the sea, never to return? (If so, please turn to Page 5.)

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