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Clockwork Empires July update: SIR, WHERE’S OUR COLONY?

July 23, 2015 by David Baumgart

A Clockwork Empires update has been discovered somewhere entirely unexpected! We present for you:

This update will go live to every Clockwork Empires player via Steam!

We have also updated our Clockwork Empires: Development Progress Report!

(Don’t own the game? Clockwork Empires can be purchased on ClockworkEmpires.com via Humble or from Steam.)

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Patch Notes:

MAJOR FEATURES

starting loadouts!
first implementation of character desires and personal property
Very Serious economic balancing in-action
started implementation of overworld
UI overhaul rollout

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